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Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: how do you know when it’s time to go to sleep at Michael Jacksons house?
A: when the big hand touches the little one.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
A: He's like the little boy he never had.

Michael Jackson has been spotted dangling children from a balcony again. It makes a change because he usually tosses them off...

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"

A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet. Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson. "Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story. A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?
A: Got your nose...

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

"Michael Jackson in 1983" is to "spent hours recording Billie Jean" as
"Michael Jackson in 2003" is to "spent hours in Billy's jeans".

I slept with Micheal Jackson and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

I slept with Micheal Jackson and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

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